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Christmas jokes

1. An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.  Which one picked it up?? Santa!  The other two don't exist! honest- честен kind- мил bill- банкнота exit- съществувам 2. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the...

Funny :)

A joke A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why, does the parrot cost so much?", asks the first man. The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer." The m...

Time for fun :)

Ето нещо подходящо за сезона :) A joke: A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!" The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?" She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!" rush-бързам, втурвам се exclaim...